I was going through some old boxes in the spare room when I found an old card that someone sent to me when I was a kid. There’s this cartoonish tiger on the front and inside there’s the following: “Here’s hoping your tonsilectomy went gr-r-r-r-r-eat!”
There is no name on the card. I’ve no idea who sent it. And I never had my tonsils taken out.
Kind of eerie, really.