Five Douche-tastic Animals
Lobster from the Jersey Shore
A dog that does crossfit
Five Candy Musicals
Hershey Kiss Me Kate
5th Avenue Q
The Goodbar Girl
Bring in ‘da Noise, Bring in ‘da Chunky
The Drowsy Toblerone
Five Muppet Tax Deductions
Felt repair and maintenance
Ping pong balls (under vision care)
Chicken lube (Gonzo only)
Five Frozen Yogurt Toppings In Hell
The tears of the damned
None. There’s no frozen yogurt. It’s hell, dude.
Five Reasons To Hate Your Cable Company
Your monthly bill costs more than your car payment.
Installation tech does doughnuts on your lawn.
Your wife moans “Comcast” in her sleep.
Their on hold music is Nickelback.
Your name is Brad and the newest channel on their lineup is the Brad Sucks Channel.