Uncommonly Gooned

So, Keebler cookies are made by elves, right? Are they really? Made BY elves – or made OF elves? Just seems like if they ran out of ingredients in that hollow tree of theirs they could shove one of the interns into the oven and no one would be the wiser. It’s not like there’s a missing persons bureau for fictitious creatures. Hell, Ernie could be Sweeney Todding his entire diminutive race into E.L. Fudges and Pecan Sandies and no one would know it! Oh my stars … Keebler is people! Tiny People!


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