The most annoying thing on earth? My vote is for when you pose the innocent question, “What’s your name?” and someone snaps back, “Puddentame. Ask me again I’ll tell you the same.” Dead annoying when it happens on the playground at recess in 2nd grade. A real good reason for an arse kicking when the new temp tries it at a departmental meeting in front of your boss.
Seriously, that slackjawed son of a bitch better watch his back or I will make his life a living misery.