Five Tony Award Crushes
Five Places That Sound Dirty
The Dry Tortugas
Five Rejected Children’s Book Titles
The Very Horny Caterpillar
Oh the Places You’ll Go To The Bathroom
A Winklevoss in Time
Charlotte’s Adult Webcam
Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret Thatcher
Five Ways To Make Horse Racing More Interesting
The horses ride the jockeys
Track is shaped like an Escher drawing
Every horse equipped with lasers and bayonets
Only spectators allowed are belligerent monkeys
Loser becomes dinner at nearest homeless shelter
Five Florida Tourist Slogans
It’s not the heat – it’s the stupidity.
Where grandmas goes to die and coeds go to get wild.
Too hot to panhandle.
Come for Disney. Stay for … uh … nope, Disney is pretty much it.
Teabagging Cuba since the 16th century.