Ten Random Things That Have Kept Me Awake At Night

My massive college loan debt.

The Kimye nuptials.

MERS.

There’s gonna be a “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” sequel?!

That 2,500 pound snake that devoured giant crocodiles.

Giant crocodiles.

What if someone’s has hacked my webcam and they’re watching me? They’ll see me surfing for LOLcats in my underwear while eating Chunky Monkey.

Sad Batman.

World Cup Fever.

Billy Bob Thorton’s hair in Fargo. (Seriously. What is that? Trump is laughing at him.)

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