Blades of Allegory

Last night, I saw an attractive young lady with wings tattooed on her back. I’m sure she got them to represent angels or flying or soaring spirits or some such nonsense. And while I’m sure she wanted onlookers such as I to gaze upon these scapular alae with admiration and remark upon her obvious free spirit nature, all I could think of as I glanced at this otherwise perfectly lovely lass’s shoulder blades was, “You got wings. Congratulations – you’re a tampon.”


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