They Say It’s Your Blackmail

At the office, whenever there’s a birthday card to be signed for a co-worker, I always write the same thing: “I know it’s you who’s been stealing stuff from the supply cabinet, but I won’t tell anyone if you give me the biggest slice of cake.” Surprisingly, I’m right most of the time. And I really get some amazing slices of cake out of it.

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