All Heart

It’s funny. Valentine’s Day is all about giving your heart to someone. But what a double standard! I mean, really. It’s all fine and dandy to paste together some pink and red construction paper in the shape of some cartoonish butt-topped ice cream cone. Sure, the chicks go all crazy over that, even though it looks like it was slapped together by some pre-K glue eater. But hey, try and make the metaphor manifest by plucking some still-beating cardiac muscle from the chest of a sacrificial beast and leave it in a sticky pool of steaming blood on your beloved’s doorstep and the next thing you know it’s all shrieks and name calling and restraining orders!

I tell ya, some people got no sense of what a holiday is all about!


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