Poultry Emotion

If you’ve ever been beaten near-senseless with a piñata, a Carvel ice cream cake and an animatronic rat, then I think you’ve approximated an experience I had once at a Chuck E. Cheese’s in Schenectady. Take it from me: Never sass a 200-pound, middle-aged woman in a Helen Henny costume.


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