Un-Cert-ainty

What the hell is Retsyn? It’s never bothered me until this exact moment. It’s not like I can locate it on the periodic table or anything. (“Ah, yes, Retsyn. One of the noble gases. Here it is between Krypton and Xenon.”) Guarantee you it’s a made up word by the Mad Ave elite. Like Fahrvergnügen. Or Cap’n Crunch. (He’s not  a real captain.)

Screw you, Certs! I’m not falling for it. Sure, my breath stinks like I a dead opossum mated with a piece of limburger in my mouth but I still have my principles!

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