Soda Jerks

I saw this ad before a movie the other night and while I’m hip to the warm and fuzzy vibe the Coca-Cola company is intensely trying to put out here I couldn’t help but come to believe that the polar bears in the ad aren’t being overly hospitable but rather are merely seeking to fatten up the poor puffin with a 140 calorie soda so as to make him a more succulent dinner for when these carnivores tear into him like a – like – like a – well, a polar bear on a puffin.

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