Appoplectic

Just shut up about your apps.

Seriously, just shut the hell up about your apps. Just shut up about how cool your phone is and what an excessive number of apps you have and what they all do and – gee, I wonder the barometric pressure is in Katmandu … wow, you have an app for that? I don’t freakin’ care!!  Stop it. Just bloody stop it.  This is no idle threat here.  I am prepared to inflict damage and I am prepared to serve the time for it.

So just shut your stinking, festering gob about your damn apps.

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