A New Lease On Lie

I needed to rent a car a while back and I called around and hey, interesting thing here – Enterprise would not pick me up.  Their commercials say they will, but from my experience … eh, not so much. Not saying that Enterprise is a lying sack, I’m just suggesting that maybe that slogan “We’ll pick you up” might want some amending to something a little more along the lines of accurate like “We’ll pick you up … sometimes” or “We’ll pick you up if we’re in the neighborhood, bra” or maybe “We’ll pick you up if the mood hits us so stop griping about it and just get off our #$%ing backs!” Just saying.


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