FIVE RANDOM FIVE

Five Worse Batman Choices Than Affleck

Gilbert Gottfried

Clay Aiken

John Boehner

The Guy Who Played Hurley on Lost

Matthew Lesko (although perfect for The Riddler)

 

Five Game Shows In Hell

The $10,000 Pyromaniac

Family Food

The Price Is Right Up Your Arse

Bowling for Dollar-Sized Lesions

Wait Wait … Don’t Kill Me!

 

Five Ridiculously Stupid Powerball Number Picks

1 1 1 1 1 1

2¾ 1¼ 13½ 10¾ 23¼ π

90210

The square root of negative two

8675309 (Jenny Jenny)

 

Five Things I Shouted Watching Sunday Night’s “Breaking Bad”

No!

He’s under the car!

Son of a bitch!

Crap! She’s got a knife!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Five Little-Used Personal Ad Abbreviations

CO – Cronut Obsessed

WANEGBT – We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

FLAO – Flo Lookalikes Only

LMLMCT – Love Me, Love My Conjoined Twin

AKACD – AKA Carlos Danger (Anthony Weiner Only)

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