Strange thing happened over the weekend. I was driving downtown when someone walked up to the car at a stoplight and pulled a gun. He then forced me to drive to the nearest multiplex and buy a ticket to see One Direction: This Is Us. He made me watch 90 minutes of the UK boy band sensation’s rise to fame and afterwards he ran off into the darkness and left me standing there, confused and shaken.

At least that’s the story I told everyone when the ticket stub fell out of my wallet today at lunch.


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