Ten Random Things That Have Kept Me Awake At Night

Miley Cyrus and her foam finger (and not in a good way)

Giant snails

Thanks to Time-Warner Cable, I’ll never see how Dexter ends!

MOOCs (whatever the hell they are)

That waving fungus

Fast food workers’ strike (who will make my Doritos® Locos Taco now?)

The Amish Mafia

Where did I leave my passport?

OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY’RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!

The fear that those crappy, fake ghost hunting shows on SyFy may actually be real!

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