Five Rarely-Used Sexual Roleplay Characters
Edward Snowden
The GEICO Gecko
UN Secretary-General, Ban Ki-moon
The Orkin Man
That chick that comes out of the well in The Ring
Five Sharknado Sequels and Spin-offs
Shark Continental Drift
Narwhalnado
Sharkgasm
One Fin Day
SharkNATO
Five First Date Faux Pas
Showing up late
Dominating the conversation
Telling him how awesome your last boyfriend was in bed
Bringing along your Yu-Gi-Oh! cards
Slathering dessert on your bare chest and inviting her to “lick off, baby … lick it all off!”
Five Monkey Nightclub Names
Baboon’s Farm
NightCapuchin
Bonoboisterous!
Tamarinsanity
Marmoset There’d Be Raves Like This
Five Pillsbury Doughboy Fears
People won’t adjust baking time for high altitudes
Yeast infections
The crescent rolls will turn out vaguely phallic shaped
Easy-Bake Oven = Slow Death
THAT’S NOT A FINGER COMING TOWARDS ME!!!!
