Wurst Week

When I was seven, my birthday party was held at the Wiener King. They roped off an area for us kids and had hot dog shaped balloons (which I though most balloons were, when you get right down to it) and a hot dog shaped cake and banana splits with red bananas to make them look like hot dogs. We got hot dogs for lunch and even played “pin the wiener on the bun.”

Man, that was some seriously messed up Freudian sh*t.

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