Next, Please

Why are we still talking about it? Who the hell cares? I was bored with them before they started sucking up all that unnecessary media time. Basically, here’s ten people, places and things I’m completely sick of…

Hummus

Kickstarter Campaigns

Thrift store purchases that are later sold for excessive amounts of money

Chunky (the soup, not the candy)

Air Miles

South Carolina politics

That Wendy’s girl (first she was cute and spunky but now she’s haughty and rude – a fine combination on the whole from a feisty redhead but not from one who’s on a mission to cram a burger down my throat)

People who say “diabeetus”

Goat videos on YouTube

Martha Stewart’s love life (and, trust me, this is borne out of nothing less than casual apathy rather than a ferocious jealousy that cripples an old flame who can’t move on … and you can’t prove otherwise!)

Yes, please, I’ve had it up to here with the whole lot of you. Please deposit your 15 minutes at the same door you should not let you hit you on the ass as you leave through it.

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