I Have Seen The Face Of God And It Is Delicious

poptartsandwich

Apparently this item is being test marketed in California. What the hell? This needs to be TEST marketed? You can’t look at this incredible confection and understand implicitly that it is either manna from some fast food heaven or a sinful delight conjured up from the deepest corners of QSR hell and regardless of its origins it is luscious and scrumptious and deserves to be in my tummy NOW?! What’s your problem, Carl? Make it, serve it and sell it! Because I sure as crap can’t be bothered to go out and buy my own Pop Tarts and ice cream and make it my own self, now can I? ‘Course not, that would be ludicrous.

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