Ten Things That May Keep Me Awake Tonight

A new Korean war

Gate to Hell discovered in Turkey

Those paint chips I ingested when I was six

Sunny D. There’s nothing natural about Sunny D. Honestly, that color makes it look radioactive – it’s not a color found in nature!

Asian carp may have reached the Great Lakes

Gingivitis (either mine or someone else’s)

Are the walls moving? They seem like they’re moving…

Fear that former Rutgers coach Mike Rice will find me and throw a basketball at my head

Carnival cruises (I’ll never go on one but just knowing those festering petri dishes are out there, roaming the seas …)

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD – THIS!!!!!!

Zombie Ebert!

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