Am I Blue?

What happened to Mama Smurf?  Surely she existed.  There’s a Papa Smurf, so ergo …

My theory is that she died in childbirth.  I mean, she crapped out about a jillion blue kids – that’d be enough to kill anyone.  All those Smurf babies, man, that’s not even a litter – that’s a whole freakin’ dump!


%d bloggers like this: