FIVE RANDOM FIVE

Five Made Up Meals

Brunch

Fourthmeal

Cheesemas

Liquornoon

Chocopocalypse

 

Five Tax Deductions My Financial Advisor Will Shoot Down

That Edge of Glory I ordered off late night TV

Membership in Cruller-Of-The–Month Club

Investment in Off-Broadway musical based on life of Rue McClanahan

Tuition to John Robert Powers School of Modeling

My second family in Brevard

 

Five Answers to “What Time Is It?”

Clobberin’ time!

Time to make the doughnuts.

Adventure Time!

Time for me to fly.

It’s time to play the music. It’s time to light the lights. It’s time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight!

 

Five Crimes Against Fish

Shooting them in a barrel

Not cleaning out the aquarium on a regular basis

Fake bait

That annoying, singing Boogie Bass

Long John Silver’s

 

Five Other Subway Lies

FebruANY is not a real month

No one knows what B.M.T. stands for

Sandwich “artists” are really just minimum wage slackers

That’s NOT Chipotle Southwest sauce!!!

Jared just had a tapeworm

 

Sparky MacMillan is filled with the juices of life.

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