I had a dream the other night that I introduced Bill Macy – the guy who played Maude’s husband – to actor Willam H. Macy.  And when I did, they shook hands and exploded like matter and anti-matter.  Nothing was left. 

What do you think that means? 

Me, I think it means I need to date more. 

Of course, to be fair, I think everything means I need to date more. 

Hey, look!  A commercial for Hot Pockets!  Hmmm.  I need to date more.


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