Like A Diamond In The Sky

Have you ever heard those commercials that advertise registering a star under someone’s name? Sounds like a neat idea, doesn’t it? For about forty bucks you can immortalize a friend or loved one for all eternity. Of course, as neat as it sounds, trust me, you do something for someone, try to get a Valentine’s Day present that you think shows how much you really care, show her in a tangible way how much she really is your universe, and all she can do is gripe about how blasted dense you must be to miss all those bloody hints about that diamond bracelet at Jared and – what? – didn’t you see the brochures she left out? Stars! Feh. I saw some stars, I can tell you.

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