TMI In A TMZ World

Kat Von D is engaged to Deadmau5. Why the hell do I know that? This is more than useless information, it’s Internet flotsam posed as trivial fluff. I don’t know these people. I don’t like these people. That any remote recesses of my grey matter have been tasked with clinging to this so-called knowledge is a travesty to the learned, educated and intelligent. I’d be better off losing fifty IQ points in an industrial accident. At least then I wouldn’t know enough to care. Oh damn… I’m sad now.

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