Maybe I’m just spending way too much time watching Boomerang but I think Ranger Smith should’ve used aversion therapy on Yogi Bear like they did to Malcolm McDowell in A Clockwork Orange. Then we’d have no more incidents like the time Yogi and Boo Boo stole the pic-a-nic baskets and savaged that couple while crooning Singin’ in the Rain. And that, my brothers, is true ultra-violence to send a nice, warm, vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts.


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