A Turkey Day Notice

Hey, cousin Delmont, I’m really happy that you took those classes at the agricultural extension and all but if I have to sit through another lecture on the botanical differences between yams and sweet potatoes I will quite possibly insert a turducken carcass into one of your most inconvenient cavities, so keep it light, pass the mashed potatoes and shut the bloody hell up!

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