Warped Horse

I just read that some Japanese farm paid ten million dollars for Derby and Preakness winner I’ll Have Another. Oh, man, I got a bad feeling about this. I mean, this is Japan – home of torture pron animation and game shows that exist for no other reason than to humiliate the contestant. Ten million may be a nice price for a has-been equestrian but why do I get the sense this horse’ll be wearing either women’s underwear on YouTube or be chopped up inside a vending machine within a matter of days?


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