Ten Random Things That Will Keep Me Awake Tonight

Chagas: the new AIDS.

Taxmageddon.

Bath salt zombies.

The Andromeda galaxy is set to collide with our own galaxy in about four million years. (It’s never too soon to panic.)

Battlefield America.

NYC soda ban.

Old people smell is real.

That Canadian body part mailer is still on the loose.

ICEBERGS FLIPPING OVER!!!!!

Richard Simmons. ‘Cuz, y’know, he’s out there somewhere. Oiled up and ready to pounce. Brrrr.

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