Ten Random Things That Have Kept Me Awake At Night

Hipsters.

Pilots that can’t tell the difference between a planet and a plane.

Did I remember to sign my tax return?

Solar flares.

Some kind of mutant worm that burrows into your skin and controls your motor reflexes, making your body do things that you can’t explain. It doesn’t exist, does it? DOES IT?!

Instagram.

Holographic dead singers.

The Hunger Games will become real.

Allelopathy!!!

Kim Kardashian wants to run for mayor. Don’t even know what city it is – just the thought of that … ehhh. Won’t sleep until Labor Day.

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