Cake Dross

When I was nine, I swallowed a birthday cake whole. On a dare. Unfortunately, it wasn’t my cake and I got booted from Kieron March’s birthday party as a result. I didn’t even get one of those crappy Ghostbusters party favors his mom was handing out … which is probably a good thing because someone dared me to eat one of those, too.


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