Storm Frontin’

I know it’s dangerous and all but is it actually within human nature to take anything named Earl as a serious threat?

“Hi, y’all. I’ll be destroyin’ your beachfront property right directly here.  Hope y’all don’t mind or nothin’.  T’ain’t my fault, really.   S’what we hurricanes do, y’know.  I really don’t wanna be all destructive and whatnot.  I’m just trying to be a better storm.  My name is Earl.”

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