Y’ever go to a birthday party when you were a kid and, instead of a birthday cake, they trot out a bunch of individual cupcakes? Like they figure we’re too stupid too realize they eat the real cake when we leave and just toss us the cupcake bone ‘cuz they don’t want to waste the good stuff on guests. Like I don’t know the score. That’s why I’m taking an extra party favor. Suck it, cheapskates!
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