Web sites! Getcher web sites! Well, not exactly “getcher” web sites since I’m not offering domain names or anything. I’m not GoDaddy.com, so there’ll be no blatant T&A or sexy Danica Patrick today, folks. (Damn. Just made myself cry a little.)
Starting off, we have the 50 BEST MOVIE VILLAINS. Your villain list may differ. (Does Ronald Reagan in Bedtime for Bonzo count?)
Now, moving on, tease the taste buds with 19 SNACKS AND SODAS WE WISH WERE STILL ON THE MARKET. And by “we” I mean The A.V. Club. Who the heck is The A.V. Club? I’m sorry, I didn’t get first names or anything. Just enjoy the blasted web site.
Continuing with our www outing, IFC proudly presents the 50 GREATEST TRAILERS OF ALL TIME. The IFC should be careful that a tornado doesn’t come through and make a mess of the place.
Did I hear you mention irony? No? Bloody hell, then I must have developed a tolerance to the anti-psychotic meds! Oh well, let’s peruse 10 IRONIC ADS FROM HISTORY. Why ironic? Because “sadly awkward” didn’t quite work as a selling point.
Keeping with the 50 motif, Rotten Tomatoes lists the BEST MOVIE ROBOTS - and, yes, there’s 50 of ‘em. (Again: does Ronald Reagan in Bedtime for Bonzo count?)
And we must cap things off with 50 MOVIES, 50 STATES. What’s that about? Simply put: each state has a movie that best represents it. Georgia, be thankful for Gone With The Wind otherwise you know it’d be Deliverance. And it still might be.
Okay, that’s it. A little webitude to end an otherwise blah week. Should keep you occupied for a few hours. Just move everything from your “in” box to your “out” box and everyone’ll think you’re just a busy little beaver.
