Deviled eggs. And deviled ham. What’s so Satanic about them? I’m not off on a stand-up routine here, I just don’t know the answer and it’s always bugged me. Is it some kind of Catholic thing? Like when you die and go to Hell, all you have to eat is ham and eggs? Rather Seussian, really. Or Atkins-ish. Not sure which. Either way, it does kind of suggest some kind of Hellish damnation to me, what with being a vegetarian and all.
